I have a urine drug test on Tuesday morning and last smoked on Sunday

I’m not a chronic smoker or anything, but I do it recreationally (because I haven’t had to take a drug test in probably 6-7 years at this point)

Is there any hope for me to pass? Everywhere online says I’m fucked

  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    2 months ago

    I have personally cheated a urine test by following the directions in Urine Trouble.

    I did it by taking bleach with me in a contact rewetting drops bottle in my pocket, and then putting a couple drops of bleach in the sample. By BMI, I was overweight but not obese, so significant body fat but not extreme, and I was a daily (all-day) smoker.

    It’s important to put the drops in after you pee in the cup - there’s a strong weird smell that happens when you do it the other way around - and to not put too much. You only need a very tiny bit.

    I used it to get a job at a place that handled financial records and was very strict about testing.