If you tried to put this in a satire, people would think it was too much.
He’s not the president America needs, but the one they deserve
unfortunately the rest of the world doesn’t deserve any us president
“We saw you noticed Biden’s speech. Can you give us a $50 gift to support a president who knows how to stay on script? Otherwise, who knows what kind of covfefe we might get?”Clearly he’s anticipating his loss this year and planning to run in 2028 (at the sprightly age of 87), hence the “pause” between terms.
Stop that
“Stutter.”
Its just a
stutterlapse in consciousnesshis consciousness is stuttering
I almost thought he was going to say “Pause. No homo”
Would have been a Trump-tier moment
“Go fuck yourself San Diego.”
Yeah just imagine an even greater genocide
Sarcastically I’m in charge
Please clap.
four more
years?pawsjoe biden is making it illegal to not be a furry
He’s just referencing everyone’s favorite movies, Black Dynamite and Anchorman.
Kevin Kline yelling “disappointed” in A Fish Called Wanda is a personal favorite.
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New campaign slogan
Let’s just wrap it up. America had an okay(?) run
