Diplomjodler to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world • 21 days agoTesla chair says Elon Musk needs $46 billion pay plan to stay motivatedarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1151arrow-down17file-textcross-posted to: teslamotors@lemmy.zipnews@lemmy.world
arrow-up1144arrow-down1external-linkTesla chair says Elon Musk needs $46 billion pay plan to stay motivatedarstechnica.comDiplomjodler to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world • 21 days agomessage-square32fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: teslamotors@lemmy.zipnews@lemmy.world
minus-squareFlying Squidlinkfedilink15•21 days agoIf you want to put me in charge of Tesla, I’ll do it for a million bucks a year and a house. Doesn’t even need to be a big house. Three bedrooms and a two car garage.
minus-squareFlying Squidlinkfedilink7•21 days ago$250,000 and a car. But not a Tesla. No way am I driving one of those.
minus-squareFlying Squidlinkfedilink7•20 days ago20 bucks and a promise to send Elon to Mars and never let him come back!
minus-squareDiplomjodlerOPlinkfedilink4•20 days agoActually, I’ll pay to have him shot to Mars at the next Starship launch.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetlinkfedilinkEnglish5•20 days agoBut can you fire 1000 people and still sleep at night? If not, then you’re not right for the job.
If you want to put me in charge of Tesla, I’ll do it for a million bucks a year and a house. Doesn’t even need to be a big house. Three bedrooms and a two car garage.
Damn you! Alright, I’ll do it for half a million.
$250,000 and a car.
But not a Tesla. No way am I driving one of those.
$50,000 and a bicycle!
20 bucks and a promise to send Elon to Mars and never let him come back!
Actually, I’ll pay to have him shot to Mars at the next Starship launch.
But can you fire 1000 people and still sleep at night? If not, then you’re not right for the job.
Well fuck.