@robocall@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world • 4 months agome_irllemmy.worldimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1946arrow-down117
arrow-up1929arrow-down1imageme_irllemmy.world@robocall@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world • 4 months agomessage-square56fedilink
minus-square@dejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink18•4 months agoInterviewer: Are you suggesting that you left your previous employer at a substantial percentage of the speed of light to only slow down and arrive here at this very moment? Candidate: I remember it like it was yesterday. Interviewer: ::hasty note-taking noises::
minus-square@dejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•4 months agoBoy, that career pivot to an Arasaka lap-dog would be kind of rough though: Employee Eval Form Does the employee achieve their tasks on time, and under budget? [ ] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [ ] Often [x] Always Does the employee pay attention to details? [x] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [ ] Often [ ] Always … Does the employee exhibit signs of cyberpsychosis on the job? [ ] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [x] Often [ ] Always
Time dilatation.
Interviewer: Are you suggesting that you left your previous employer at a substantial percentage of the speed of light to only slow down and arrive here at this very moment?
Candidate: I remember it like it was yesterday.
Interviewer: ::hasty note-taking noises::
Sandevistan goes brrr
Boy, that career pivot to an Arasaka lap-dog would be kind of rough though:
Employee Eval Form
[ ] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [ ] Often [x] Always[x] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [ ] Often [ ] Always…
[ ] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [x] Often [ ] Always