StrikerM to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months agoThe fact that people this stupid existlemmy.worldimagemessage-square226fedilinkarrow-up11.41Karrow-down190
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minus-squareowiseedoubleyoulinkfedilinkEnglish60•10 months agoThey found a 100% effective way to place microchips on our bodies within just 10 months? Damn, I didn’t know science had advanced that much.
minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•10 months agoI thought they did that when they jabbed our heels when we were kids
minus-square@FiskFisk33@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglish-9•10 months agowe have been microchipping our pets for decades
minus-square@DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglish16•10 months agoThey’re referring to the people that think Gates funded vaccine research as a spy program, like they don’t own Android phones.
minus-square@Railing5132@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•10 months agoOr Apple phones, or Amazon echo devices, or the entire surveillance economy.
minus-square@devils_advocate@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish0•edit-210 months agoMIT researchers have now developed a novel way to record a patient’s vaccination history: storing the data in a pattern of dye, invisible to the naked eye, that is delivered under the skin at the same time as the vaccine. The research was funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation Motive is subjective but the funding isn’t.
minus-square@DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglish4•edit-210 months agoUh huh. And a skin dye pattern has what, exactly, do with microchips and GPS blood trackers? Cuz if you think those are the same thing you’re going to go wild when you hear about other kinds of tattoos.
minus-square@devils_advocate@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish-2•edit-210 months agoIt’s the gates funded spy program you referred to. You don’t need compute resources or location tags. Just a way to store data on a person. Get vaccinated, get tattooed Passed your driving test, get tattooed Pay your tax, get tattooed Arrest at a protest, get tattooed Etc.
minus-square@DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglish1•10 months agoAs a general rule, I don’t panic over things that can be done in an excel spreadsheet too.
minus-square@devils_advocate@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish0•10 months agoDo you often tattoo excel spreadsheets on your body?
minus-square@DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglish2•edit-210 months agoDo you think the same basic technology hasn’t been available for 10,000 years? It’s very easy to physically mark someone permanently. Tattoos, brands, scarring, disfigurement, you’re a hell of a dumbass if you think this must be some grand conspiracy methodology. If they want to track your records, it’s called a database. If they want to physically mark you there’s much simpler methods. And no one’s added it to a vaccine because… Drumroll… It’s a dumbass waste of resources and time. By the way, your goalpost moving wasn’t unnoticed. This is just as equally stupid as the microchip theory and worth mentioning directly anyways.
minus-square@FiskFisk33@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglish-2•10 months agoyeah its a stupid premise, but this is still a bad argument
minus-square@FiskFisk33@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglish2•10 months agoyou can’t seriously argue something has been developed for ten months if the technology has existed for decades…
They found a 100% effective way to place microchips on our bodies within just 10 months? Damn, I didn’t know science had advanced that much.
I thought they did that when they jabbed our heels when we were kids
I can pay with my wrist now.
we have been microchipping our pets for decades
They’re referring to the people that think Gates funded vaccine research as a spy program, like they don’t own Android phones.
Or Apple phones, or Amazon echo devices, or the entire surveillance economy.
MIT researchers have now developed a novel way to record a patient’s vaccination history: storing the data in a pattern of dye, invisible to the naked eye, that is delivered under the skin at the same time as the vaccine.
The research was funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation
Motive is subjective but the funding isn’t.
Uh huh.
And a skin dye pattern has what, exactly, do with microchips and GPS blood trackers?
Cuz if you think those are the same thing you’re going to go wild when you hear about other kinds of tattoos.
It’s the gates funded spy program you referred to. You don’t need compute resources or location tags. Just a way to store data on a person.
Get vaccinated, get tattooed
Passed your driving test, get tattooed
Pay your tax, get tattooed
Arrest at a protest, get tattooed
Etc.
As a general rule, I don’t panic over things that can be done in an excel spreadsheet too.
Do you often tattoo excel spreadsheets on your body?
Do you think the same basic technology hasn’t been available for 10,000 years?
It’s very easy to physically mark someone permanently.
Tattoos, brands, scarring, disfigurement, you’re a hell of a dumbass if you think this must be some grand conspiracy methodology.
If they want to track your records, it’s called a database. If they want to physically mark you there’s much simpler methods.
And no one’s added it to a vaccine because… Drumroll…
It’s a dumbass waste of resources and time.
By the way, your goalpost moving wasn’t unnoticed. This is just as equally stupid as the microchip theory and worth mentioning directly anyways.
yeah its a stupid premise, but this is still a bad argument
Nah it’s fine
you can’t seriously argue something has been developed for ten months if the technology has existed for decades…