• CubitOom
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    11 hours ago

    I never owned a gun before. Yet I still bought myself a Mossberg 500 shotgun with an 18 inch barrel. And I’ve been training and studying it for at least 2 hours a day to get up to speed.

    I asked myself what would Picard do, then I realized he would already be armed and ready to use it.

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      5 hours ago

      Picard would have rammed his entire dick up the chain of command by now to make it everyone’s immediate problem to solve in a way that makes the ancients at the desks see the error of their ways. We need as many Picard’s as we can get right now.

    • yeather@lemmy.ca
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      6 hours ago

      Slugs for home defense. Load your shotgun with buckshot and out one slug in the chamber, your first shot will be aimed and easier to hit, the rest will be more panicked and the spread of the buckshot will work in your favor.