Iced Raktajino@startrek.website · edit-227 days agoMild Curse: Every time you crescendo while making love, you yell "Hey, Macarena!"message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareMild Curse: Every time you crescendo while making love, you yell "Hey, Macarena!"Iced Raktajino@startrek.website · edit-227 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 1 month agoNothing perforated ever rips properly for youplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down10
arrow-up133arrow-down1message-squareNothing perforated ever rips properly for youplus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 1 month agomessage-square10linkfedilink
humiddragonslayer@piefed.socialEnglish · 2 months agoMild Curse: Every time you go to watch a movie in the theatre, the trailer for the same movie plays right before the screening plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down12
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareMild Curse: Every time you go to watch a movie in the theatre, the trailer for the same movie plays right before the screening plus-squarehumiddragonslayer@piefed.socialEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
humiddragonslayer@fedia.io · 2 months agoMild Curse: Whenever you trim your nails, they instantly grow to the point that it's annoying, but not enough that it's worth trimming again immediatelyplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down10
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareMild Curse: Whenever you trim your nails, they instantly grow to the point that it's annoying, but not enough that it's worth trimming again immediatelyplus-squarehumiddragonslayer@fedia.io · 2 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Zachariah@lemmy.world · edit-22 months agoMild Curse: Randomly, some things you set on flat surfaces fall off as if they aren't level even when they aremessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareMild Curse: Randomly, some things you set on flat surfaces fall off as if they aren't level even when they areZachariah@lemmy.world · edit-22 months agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agoMild curse: Every sixth piece of gum you chew has no flavour. The one immediately after has too much flavour. message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down11
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squareMild curse: Every sixth piece of gum you chew has no flavour. The one immediately after has too much flavour. Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Little8Lost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoMild Curse: Every time you need to go on a toilet someone else is just finishing so you have to waitmessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down10
arrow-up128arrow-down1message-squareMild Curse: Every time you need to go on a toilet someone else is just finishing so you have to waitLittle8Lost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square7linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 3 months agoMild Curse: Everytime you pick your nose someone notices, and you notice they noticemessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down10
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareMild Curse: Everytime you pick your nose someone notices, and you notice they noticeDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square6linkfedilink
cally [he/they]@pawb.socialEnglish · 3 months agoMild Curse: anytime you need to end a call you do the "No, you hang up first" thing.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareMild Curse: anytime you need to end a call you do the "No, you hang up first" thing.plus-squarecally [he/they]@pawb.socialEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Albbi@lemmy.ca · 3 months agoMild Curse: Once a day you forget how to swallow for a minute when you attempt to eat or drink.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareMild Curse: Once a day you forget how to swallow for a minute when you attempt to eat or drink.plus-squareAlbbi@lemmy.ca · 3 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 3 months agoMild curse: every time you start a meal, you compulsively say, "Let's go to Flavortown" message-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down11
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareMild curse: every time you start a meal, you compulsively say, "Let's go to Flavortown" owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 3 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 months agoMild curse: Everytime you pay with cash, your the change from the cashier is an huge amount of low valued coins.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down11
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareMild curse: Everytime you pay with cash, your the change from the cashier is an huge amount of low valued coins.plus-squarejupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 4 months agoMild Curse: Every time you go to use a singular shared resource, someone is slightly ahead of you and uses it first.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareMild Curse: Every time you go to use a singular shared resource, someone is slightly ahead of you and uses it first.plus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
andrewta@lemmy.world · 4 months agoMild Curse: Every time you get into an empty elevator the smell of diarrhea emits from the walls. The smell stays until five minutes after you leave.message-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down10
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squareMild Curse: Every time you get into an empty elevator the smell of diarrhea emits from the walls. The smell stays until five minutes after you leave.andrewta@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 4 months agoMild Curse: Autocorrected text can't be adjustedmessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareMild Curse: Autocorrected text can't be adjustedpanda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 4 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agoMild curse: Every time you shake hands with someone, their palms are slightly sticky.message-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareMild curse: Every time you shake hands with someone, their palms are slightly sticky.kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agoMild curse: Your underwear is always slightly twisted to one side, just enough that you can feel it out of place.message-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down10
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareMild curse: Your underwear is always slightly twisted to one side, just enough that you can feel it out of place.kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 4 months agoMild Curse: Anytime I beatbox badly, you hear it no matter where you are.message-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareMild Curse: Anytime I beatbox badly, you hear it no matter where you are.DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 4 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world · 4 months agoMinor curse of melancholy (extended)imagemessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down10
arrow-up120arrow-down1imageMinor curse of melancholy (extended)Electric_Druid@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 4 months agoMild Curse: Your immune system's ciculatory function is passive. You'll have to walk frequently to maintain your health.message-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareMild Curse: Your immune system's ciculatory function is passive. You'll have to walk frequently to maintain your health.Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
