tmyakal

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  • A powerful fae has charmed the largest distributor in the city, such that every barrel of ale he sells, he charges one more piece of silver than the last barrel. So prices are steadily climbing, and everyone thinks it’s just the distributor being greedy. The fae’s true agenda could be whatever makes sense for your larger conspiracy.


  • tmyakaltoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldAutism
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    2 days ago

    Magic Missile normally burns a level one spellslot. If its cost is decreased by 2 points, does that mean your Magic Missile recovers level one spellslots?

    If so, your DM is way too nice and also likely to deeply regret giving you such an ability.




  • We have no options

    That’s just not true. You can call your representatives and ask them to, you know, represent you. You can organize or participate in protests, boycotts, and mutual aid programs. You can have tough conversations with the conservatives in your life that are also having a bad time now. Hell, if you truly feel this powerless in your own country, you can stash cash, get your documents together, and flee if you really want.

    I’m an American. I acknowledge that this situation sucks. But I’m not throwing my hands up and saying, “Ho hum. Nothing i can do until 2028, when I might get to vote for the lesser of two evils again…” Like, you do need to try. Democracy is falling apart because a third of the country figures their political actions don’t matter, so they don’t try.



  • tmyakaltoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world🫪🫪🫪
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    3 days ago

    Patois is a catch-all for non-standard languages, like a pidgin, a creole, or a dialect. It’s not one specific dialect.

    OP is saying MAGAs speak in a unique language that only shares superficial similarities to American English.








  • So Penn & Teller used to do a show called Bullshit where they would investigate things and explain why the “common knowledge” on them was, well, bullshit.

    In the episode on handwashing, they took samples from people’s hands, faces, and groins before and after using the bathroom. They came to the conclusion that the before/after on hands was negligible, because most people’s groins are under multiple layers of protection and don’t get exposed to germs.

    What they didn’t bring up in the show is that that’s not why you wash your hands when you’re in the bathroom. It doesn’t matter if your asshole is downright sterile, because it’s everything else in the world that is filthy. You wash your hands when you’re in the bathroom because you should be washing your hands regularly throughout the day and it’s easiest to do when you’re already in the room with the soap and running water. It’s got very little to do with anything else you may be doing in the bathroom.