There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.

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  • France, but more specifically Alsace and Corsica.
    In Alsace, when I tried out my French, people answered in German.
    When I addressed people in German, they replied in French.
    In Corsica, my friends and I were literally run out of town and pelted with eggs and rocks for reasons unclear to me.

    Honorable mention goes to Southern England, where a car coming the other way stopped and the driver mentioned for us to also stop and roll down the window.
    My dad stopped next to him and opened the window.
    The other driver punched my dad in the face and drove off.