“That’s what he gets for removing the recipe for Acapulco Gold from the replicator!”

“You have much pain… share it with me.”

“I teleported home one night, With Ron and Sid and Meg. Ron stole Meggie’s heart away, And I got Sidney’s leg.” - The Teleportation Blues

“You encounter a grandma. Roll for gelt.”

Nice! I’m going to have a look at my old HS yearbook and see who’s opposite page…

“Future Farmers of America”

“It’s the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that’s not important right now.”

I’m interested enough in this game to pick it up when it comes out, but I have to admit that I didn’t finish the first one. I liked it well enough, but my interest in it just petered out over time, and at some point, I just never came back to it. I hope that “i” will be a little more compelling. Either that, or I hope my attention span has increased over the last ten years!

Please no, I’m trying to fill every cubic inch of this world with Pestilent Mercury.

“What role did you get? How did you get it?”

“Please count to 10.”

“… um, I’ve run out of fingers.”

Hold my 401k, I’m goin’ in!

“Replicator, give me a slice of mushroom pizza.”

“Hot or cold.”

“Hot.”

“Space-warping travel mushrooms or the ones that grow on old logs.”

“Uh, the log ones I guess.”

“Coward.”

“You want me to play a robot? But I want to show off my acting range!”

“Don’t worry, you’ll also get to play two other robots and a couple of old guys!”

And – inexplicably – it has darkvision.

“Aaass yoooou–” *squish*

*dabs corners of mouth with a cloth napkin*

*erupt like Vesuvius*