That’s exactly what Buddha said.

This mf once walked away so far away from life he ended up getting a bird’s eye view of what life really is.
Now dude’s giving everyone the Buddha 26.2 public beta patch update.

I’m so hot for you right now.

I aint doing that again. Hurts like hell.

Hi New!
I’m gay!

Aawww, your pookie bear isn’t sensitive enough?
Gonna cry about it?

*Gen5, please.

Damnnn…
Forgive me Lord, for what I’m about to do…

Hmmmm,
That explains the string of dudes in my grindr and the butterflies in my tummy everytime I think of dick.

Dear Aunt Agatha,
I own a dick.
I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
What does that make me?
Sincerely,
All-out-now McJohnson

I read your comment.
I tried what you wrote in your comment.
I loved doing what you wrote in your comment.
I now have a new kink thanks to your comment.

Absolutely. You are so damn silly for making Uranus jokes in your head.
Quit being a pussy and say them out loud.

I can help with that.
wink wink

MS NOW

MEGASHIT NOW!

Bill, you sly dog you!

Aurghex!

J’en ai marre!

OUI ONLY AAVE NORMALE MILK, MADAME.

No matter who denies it, this is peak artfully stylised graphics for any game ever made.

Fucking campers

Valve gives you a taste of gambling.
Every billionaire out there has become a billionaire by being a fucking idiot. No exceptions.

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/valves-reported-profit-per-head-from-steam-commissions-is-out-there-and-at-usd3-5-million-per-employee-it-makes-apple-and-facebook-look-like-a-lemonade-stand/

Ha ha
You stupid dildo!