Please God, give me a real photo of trump vaping. It would be so fucking funny.

What if we used 100% of the brain to make memes?

That guy has never done anything to help me

My girl always knows where the hot sauce bottle is

Both gram negative, I’d assume

tax-funded Medicare-for-all

Is there another way to do it, or do they just want to add a scary word?

Plop plop

Plop plop plop

You aren’t taking into account the patent inversion convention of 1898.

I leave the toilet seat in a superposition of up and down. You can’t be mad at me

A level 11 wizard could simply cast wall of iron, fabricate, teleport, and telekinesis. It could be done in one day at no cost to the tax payer.

I did 1 bad thing: everything

Yes, we all have a closet filled with Waters brand chromatographs

opens up the meat locker

Wheeeeeee!

Mom! Bart’s fissioning!

Have you tried watching the same media over and over and over?

edit: and over

Prosecutor: “do you swear to the truth?”

Me:

Too many jrux

Kidney stones are miserable. Drink your GD water

What’s that in metric?

Your 15-minutes of post-combat looting recovers…

-ten dice rolls later-

Three arrows, saving you …

-twenty seconds of math-

0.3 copper!