I’m so lost. What is this post about? Is it about the use of generative AI to write reviews? Was the title text included in the review at one point? Or is it a commentary on car seat reviews in general?

MSM and badposting converging

Talk to me when they come out with an ultra violet sauna.

Imposter link?

Most even go so far as to say my taste is bad

Clash Royale enjoyer here

:cringe:

Rather than be ‘responsible’ with it, I’m going to pay down my debt and tickets I ain’t paid

If that’s irresponsible then I’m buying Twitter

Happy for you comrade

And so we have to set up a special classroom for the poor, to teach the poor some bloody lessons from the past—all the crimes committed by the violent rebels, the followers of Marx. Shove the lessons of history down their throats. History, history. The crimes. The oppression. The famines. The disasters. Teach the poor that they must never try to seize power for themselves, because the rule of the poor will always be incompetent, and it will always be cruel. The poor are bloodthirsty. Uneducated. They don’t have the skills. For their own sake, it must never happen. And they must understand that the dreamers, the idealists, the ones who say that they love the poor, will all become vicious killers in the end, and the ones who claim they can create something better will always end up by creating something worse. The poor must understand these essential lessons, chapters from history. And if they don’t understand them, they must all be taken out and shot. Inattention or lack of comprehension cannot be allowed.

The Fever, Wallace Shawn

As real as corn on the cob

No, he ate MY wheaties. He didn’t even ask

Got damn

Canada

How were they rude to AOC today?

Brisquette

I stopped dancing when I finished school but we would always swing at the country bars

I wouldn’t

Nothing from there is worth eating, even the donuts are shipped in frozen

And the coffee is not very good.

The chronics will still line up out of the drive thru and onto the street to get their fix in the morning, though.

I just wanna say I woefully regret your recurring dream, I’ve witnessed a fridge of spilled milk and it sucks 😭

Fuck you poutine is all we have.

Yup. Just do what I do and pass out encryption keys to everyone I text so they can decrypt the SMS messages I encrypt before sending.

Unfortunately I haven’t been able to get my parents to encrypt the SMS they send me😔

DREAM THREAD

The dream I just woke up from was insane.

I was traveling in a city which had a train used for transit. I took the train from my hotel to a bar. Over supper I befriended a table of friendly people my age and we all waited for the train to loop back around to take us back to the hotel. On the train I noticed something peculiar about each one of the three ppl sitting with me.

1. The blonde girl insisted that we all pass our phones around the table so we could smell each other’s phone. We did, but I don’t remember coming to any conclusions about the smell I found on each phone

2. The fella didn’t understand social cues, and his phone was one of those folding ones but one half was gone… When I noticed we were all wearing the same corporate-branded bunnyhugs I tried to give him a fist bump but he just grabbed my hand for a while

3. The last girl, across from me accidentally smashed one of the dice we were playing with and then refused to admit that she did.

After the dice game was ruined, the guy left and one of my irl friends came and sat down with us, but he didn’t know how much longer we had until the train brought us back.

The dream ended when we passed the biggest board game store I’ve ever seen

JOSEPH PLEASE I NEED THIS DREAM INTERPRETED