“Who’s your silver-haired white guy?” I shout at the TV, watching Aaron Rodgers do his best RFK Jr impression.

We overlook what should be certain victories, and fail to rally for big games.

This is a hallmark of Tomlin.

I’d prefer Troy Aikman. Tommy Boy sucks at this.

gOooOoOoo BiiIrRRrdddSss!

Mike Vrabel.

What an asshole.

Goddamn, tl;dr

Consider a quick sharpening once every six weeks instead.

My favorite thing about SO is when a valid “solution” (workaround) stops working because the functions used get depreciated, and you’re left with the original problem four years later, fucking MySQL.

I’m pretty sure reading that headline is what getting lobotomized feels like.

For when you’re done fucking around and want to reset your entire coffee situation to zero: Barkeep’s Friend.

A rinse and maybe a wipe.

Kids bounce. You’ll eventually have to teach 'em how to take a real digger, but let gravity do the educating until they can climb trees.

Yes. If it doesn’t begin with Rob Halford, then it ends with Rob Halford.

Me, too.

That’s just because they don’t want you to know how cool it is to do drugs and have guns.

Towerfall is a massive hit at my annual holiday party. Specifically the Nintendo Switch version (with 6-player maps).

Crisis Point 3: Resurgence Factor

“We’re doing Sega Channel again, but it’ll work this time, goddamnit!”

- SEGA Execs., probably

Can anyone recommend a decent telescoping scraper? Mine is trash.