Without ever having seen him or even hearing him speak, he seems like Clark Griswold’s boss on Christmas Vacation.

I was at a Seahawks game in 2013 when they were in a pissing match with KC over loudest fans. Guinness was there. Meters on the Jumbotrons.

My ears rang for a week.

A few weeks back, he went on a thing about blimps. It was hilarious.

I’d love to find a snippet of it.

Best announcer in the game.

I have no idea why he’s not more prominent.

It keeps the streak alive of an NFL week with a cherry-picked stat never having ever happened happening.