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Crayola has many colors but lead isn’t one of them.
George Michael proto-beard? Macho as fuck.
And can pass gas with the best of 'em.
Windows 8 was a vast aesthetic improvement over Windows 7.\s
sfled@lemm.eeto
politics @lemmy.world•“F**k you”: Entire Trump team hated Elon Musk, damning report reveals | Elon Musk has left the White House an utter failureEnglish
1·7 months agoI don’t doubt it, however I was thinking more about admin, IT, & support staff, housekeeping, kitchen staff, security, the Marines, and all the rest of the folks who keep the gears oiled and turning.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Every toddler becomes a hackerman when they find a tabletEnglish
41·7 months ago“Left over-and-under right and pull ends tight, then right loop over-and-under left loop, pull both loops tight” was the way I learned. It’s just the entire ‘letting go then pulling thru’ that broke my brain when I was a little kid. Also, fuck Asics, some of their laces won’t stay tied unless you epoxy the knot.
Also, RoundUp is so safe you can drink it!
https://youtu.be/QWM_PgnoAtA?t=26
The cognitive dissonance…
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politics @lemmy.world•Elon Musk Suffered Humiliating West Wing Tongue-Lashing: ‘F*** You! F*** You!’English
111·7 months agoIt was a STUNNING tongue lashing.
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politics @lemmy.world•“F**k you”: Entire Trump team hated Elon Musk, damning report reveals | Elon Musk has left the White House an utter failureEnglish
13·7 months agoImagine having to put up with two self-absorbed billionaire asshats at the office every day.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump administration asks Supreme Court to block watchdog access to DOGE documentsEnglish
13·7 months agoTrump: Please block watchdog access to DOGE documents.
Supreme Court: Why?
Trump: For… reasons.
There was a woman in her late 30s in one of my college classes back in 1999. She was a driver for UPS, and had nearly 20 years worth stock options. UPS went public that year, and her stock options were converted to Class A common stock. She decided to hang onto her shares. I found out a couple of years ago that she signed up for a DRIP (Dividend Reinvestment Plan), and will retire a millionaire.
Running the P - I grab a cart and hurtle myself around the perimeter of the store: bakery, produce, meats, and dairy (the home stretch!). If that changes, I’m screwed.
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memes@lemmy.world•I should probably clean out that decade's worth of bookmarks at some point...English
31·7 months agoWait, are you saying that reconciling my checking account while two unrelated trains of thought (accompanied by a random song) run through my head is not something that everyone deals with?\s
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memes@lemmy.world•I should probably clean out that decade's worth of bookmarks at some point...English
4·7 months agoOnly a decade? Noob.
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Fake History Porn@lemmy.world•Benito Mussolini, 1937 (colorized)English
3·7 months agoI like the 1945 shot better. (NSFF)
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Solarpunk@slrpnk.net•Cool website run on a solar powered repurposed smartphoneEnglish
7·7 months agoThey’re still around, tho:
Every time you click this link, it will send you to a random Web 1.0 website
Edit: In case you don’t like surprises: https://wiby.me/
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Hammers Supreme Court After It Rules Against Him: ‘Dangerous Day for America!’English
1·7 months ago"I appointed them, I can un-appoint them.
…and that’s how I became a walking encyclopedia of mostly useless facts.







Same deal with the word “entitlements”. MAGOPs like to throw it around like it’s a pejorative term. “Entitlement programs like Social Security…” Bitch, everyone who’s paid into those programs is entitled to receiving those benefits because that’s what an entitlement is. It’s not the same as saying “President Trump feels he is entitled to a free, used 747 because the interior design looks like a whore house with wings.”