I called this S.Q.L. until our IT guy corrected me

They signed him a blank cheque. I bet he was doing everything he could to get stung.

Right? If it was a g604 I might be tempted…

Yeah I was judging him harsh until I saw that

Have a bag of Cheetos as a placeholder on the other podium

I’ve had mine for years and I really like them. The stupid band thing is all stretched out, and the poorly designed power button snapped internally so I had to drill a hole in the casing to turn them on now but otherwise working great!

I kept using my LG G5 for years after I might have upgraded just for the swappable batteries.

The euphemism treadmill

Achievement unlocked! You’ve completed the tutorial!

In Canada you can’t fly an official Canadian flag without looking like a right wing nutjob.

I think you just described religion

I thought Kane was going to run him down for sure

It’s a fear boner!

I have my left mouse wheel click set to home, and right mouse wheel click to end. That way I can decide if I want to be at the start of the line or the end.

Why wouldn’t there just be a small trackball on the nose, wouldn’t that be more practical?

We have a pledge of Allegiance?

I hope we can evolve past borders and see all humans as brothers. I think it’s more likely to be a goal domination or catastrophe that could actually bring that around though.

Can I just say that this is my absolute favorite picture of him. It’s the exact same expression my kids made when they shit in their diapers.

I see lots of Rivians where I live. I’m not about to spend $130k on a small truck though.

To get on the way of whatever I’m trying to watch apparently

And the soundtrack is just Confusion on loop