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π = 5 if you round to the nearest 5

Good news! Nobody wants to cut your hours. Bernie Sanders’ proposal would cut the standard work week down from 40 hours to 32. Since you already work less than 32 hours per week, this change would have no impact on you.

Some guys are named Guy, and some gals are named Gal. I see no reason why a moon can’t be named Moon.

50% of the time it works every time

Same here. Thanks to my union, I get an annual cost of living increase based on the CPI, as well as an annual raise based on job performance.

Having productive workers isn’t a right. If your company needs productive workers to remain profitable, then pay your employees more so they’ll be motivated to work harder. Simple. Don’t expect workers to lower their standard of living just for your benefit. That is entitlement of the worst kind.

The most surprising thing I learned from this video is that WebMD still exists

You’re right. How can we claim to live in a free society if our children don’t even have the right to be exploited?

That’s also the default alignment for cops

Ernest Vincent Wright: “Hold my beer”

Just try not to swallow the fly. I’ve heard if it gets inside you, the only way to get rid of it is to swallow a spider

Nah, you don’t want an introduced species to start breeding. Without any natural predators to keep them in check, their population would snowball out of control.

I don’t think removing the hat would kill him. It would probably just put him in a dormant state, from which he would wake up whenever they put the hat back on. They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.

I’m not too worried about what my cells are doing, as long as they remember to kill themselves when they’re done

Cucumber is a fruit though

I’d be very surprised if you were actually costing them any money. The value of your points is almost certainly less than the merchant fees they’re collecting from your payees.

:quit!, :qa!, ZQ

The question specifically asked for “the command to quit Vim without saving”

Not always. Sometimes they do it after the first season.

Back when I was a student, the auto-flush sensors on the toilets at my university were so sensitive that I could trigger an accidental flush just by leaning forward about 10°. Just the subtle variations in my normal sitting posture could sometimes trigger as many as five flushes before I even started wiping. It was so bad I started carrying a pad of post-it notes in my pocket so I could cover the sensor before sitting down.