Not even pretending it was a fallout rip off?

I work on a help desk that also assists with testing before a change is made to production. This meme was well received in our group chat.

So this community is just posting made up nonsense that isn’t factual? Cool cool cool.

Yea! Why can’t it?

Most pre grated shelf stable Parmesan cheese is cellulose.

We do get real cheese here.

I’d do it pro bono-er.

I’ve not seen it.

I’ll pull your dick if you want though.

What does that mean?

Wait, it’s single use?

Yes. We know this sounds a bit odd, but in this particular circumstance we believe it’s the best solution to the given set of constraints. Other smart rings like Oura cost $250+ and need to be charged every few days. We didn’t want to build a device like that. Before the battery runs out, the Pebble app notifies and asks if you’d like to order another ring.

$100 for a finger mic with a giant ugly button you can’t charge and return for recycling.

No thanks.

What? Is this canonical to SpongeBob?

Because fuck you! That’s why!

Art imitates life? Or something.

🌏🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

Yeah, it’s a neat concept and looks super polished, but the gameplay sucks. Unless you like ganking or getting ganked, avoid this dumpster fire.

My spouse does not appreciate when I order them to suckle upon mien teet.

Oh I love a deck builder. I’ll take Zoeti!

Yay! 🎉

Japan?

I interpret that as the seller saying, thanks for saying I make it look easy.

That arrangement is confusing at first.