I got a “dry” promotion at my last position, and obviously I took it. I then put my new title on my Resume, when job hunting for a few months and found a new position that came with a 20%+ pay raise.

I’m actually a big fan of promotions that don’t include raises, because it shows that your employer doesn’t actually value you as an employee, and enables you to get a much larger raise at a new company compared to whatever raise your current employer would’ve given you if they cared at all about retention.

Unfortunately for you, I’ve made a meme where you’re the Soyjak and I’m the Chad, checkmate

The nicknames write themselves

Drop a D and you’ve got the raddest (pun) software engineer that’ll ever grace this earth

You’re gonna look me in the eyes and tell me Raddix isn’t straight fire?