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Milk before cereal.

My husband sometimes refers to me as his ex girlfriend, and one time while out shopping I saw a shirt that said “best ex girlfriend”. I was so tempted to buy it but after some discussion, we decided it would only be funny to us and everyone else would just think I was a raging bitch.

I recently bought a new winter jacket that I’m so excited about! My old one has been getting pretty threadbare, and the pockets open up instead of sideways which has been bothering me a lot lately. It’s so annoying when I put my hands in my pockets for long periods of time and circulation starts cutting off because of how my wrists are angled coming out of the pockets.

Feel free to talk to me about your fish, I can tell you about my dogs!

Rosa from Brooklyn Nine Nine. Intensely private, has a stoic facade but surprisingly soft on the inside.

As someone who types very fast, your technique sounds insane to me. It must really be something to behold in person when you’re in the groove.

I mean, sometimes I switch it up and listen to a podcast about infectious diseases instead of true crime.

Chinese soups of various kinds. Many of them are pretty brothy, which I guess isn’t what a lot of people are looking for in a soup, so they’re not super popular unless you’re used to them.

Some people whose first language doesn’t have gendered pronouns mix them up when they speak English.

I’m only sentimental about my childhood home, and my parents still live there so I can relive those fond memories whenever I want. The area around it has changed a lot though, and it makes me feel a bit wistful thinking of how it used to be. I guess this is how you realise you’re old.

No, but I’m an introvert like my dad. My sister and my mom do, they’re way more social. My closest cousin in age doesn’t talk to me, and I don’t talk to him, but we’re each other’s favourites and we’ve said as much in front of our other cousins.

Some of my aunts and uncles randomly showed up in my city and invited me out, so I showed them around a bit, and it was a nice time. I’m finding as I get older that I appreciate family more.

Not true at all. All my female friends are very down to earth. One of them did burst into tears the night before her wedding for seemingly no reason, but that’s an emotional time and out of the ordinary for her. I’m probably the craziest one but I still think I’m very chill. It takes a lot to make me un-chill.

My dogs are black though.

I would like to add The Butterfly Effect. I was discussing it with someone recently and I brought up a fucked up scene, and he had completely blocked it out until just then.

Ugly stick. 🇨🇦

Unfortunately, it means even less than Greedy Purple Turtle.

加 - add 拿 - grasp 大 - big

Gone Girl. I didn’t get very far because right off the hop I didn’t like her, so I certainly didn’t care why or how she went missing.

Look, Ariel changed something fundamental about herself in order to be with Eric, you can too!

I really love beverages though. Gotta stay hydrated.