A petrol fueled pump? Must be old.

Flamethrower.

Helping a guy meet his ghost waifu is highly important.

Sadly any substances related to showering are percieved as dangerous by the stereotypical reddit mod. :D

o7

There have been a few cases of android TVs having backdoors installed.

Yes, epic is weird. For some reason it doesn’t let me claim free games from heroic for a few weeks now.

Andrew is sadly to small to reach the other side.

It’s a 9 year old and some spinners have a hole on each side.

Your arrival was foretold.

Tho the r/de mods have this exact problem in recent times.

He wouldn’t ask you.

A 2001 honda civic you will not drive.

The comparably low battery life of phones could become a problem.

He’s known for putting instant noodles on the head of people depicted in his memes. You wouldn’t know him, since he’s mostly active in ich_iel.

An example:

It’s not his fault. The Greater Will takes control of him.

To represent their creators.

Why?

How is it living in a theocracy worshipping our lord and savior Richard Stallman?

Well the penguins do produce eggs. He must be very jealous.