They turned Jaco Pastorius into an anime girl 😔

I relate to the baby that was apparently too ugly to eat

Damn, people just straight-up don’t care about the content of an image if they see an opportunity to go on a tangent.

I wonder how ridiculous you have to make the text- paired with a pictograph of a problematic take like the original for this one- before people realize it’s not actually repeating the original sentiment or even saying anything at all

Ween is a giant circle around the entire graph that’s too large to be depicted here

I don’t know why, but I really love the idea of representing Millenials as Shrek and Gen Z as Donkey, and that’s how I’m gonna see us from now on.

You guys have fun fuckin’ that dragon. I’m gonna go angrily bathe in my filth pool. ❤️

Hell yeah, rip 'em all day (when the setting is appropriate to do so)

When I was a kid, I don’t think I kept watching Rugrats for very much longer after they added Dil.

Nah, these aren’t dongs. They’re definitely uteran, in honor of Women’s History Month!

…did they add crime as a shortcut to speedrun capitalism?

Ughhh, I hate ingesting stimulants and sitting at computer at work >:(

I wish I could ingest stimulants and sit at computer at home :)

Pretty sure this is the cover of an unreleased Primus album

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And, if my understanding of how everything that ends up following dystopian fiction only seems to get the dullest parts of it is true, it means we won’t even get a cool song to sing :\

Joke’s on you, I’m a habitual daydreamer. I don’t even NEED hands. I am distraction itself.

Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything

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What OP is neglecting to mention is they pronounce both of them “bwush :3”

Ah, reminds me of being unemployed and depressed.

Not having to wake up at 6am was nice, though

The other one represents James’ temptation to escape accountability for his actions by saying “I was just doing hot girl shit lmao idk” and then proceed to go out and be worse

Saved you a click: Plate the pasta, put the plate on a scissor lift.

I did all that work, and you want me to do more? Fuck off, I’m going to bed.