I just go straight to the Jenkem

I forget the food and also hate the beeping. A no win situation! Usually I just stand there and stare at it, watching the countdown so I can stop it right before the beep and not forget the food.

13 going on 30 and Caves of Qud

Mutated humans living as their future selves battling NYC magazine execs.

Agreed, I can’t stand sex scenes in movies. It’s not a morality thing, I just find them annoying and boring.

I can’t let my child ride their bike on our street because of the assholes that speed down our road. I saw a biker almost get hit the other day by some idiot driver.

• Fave: vim
• First: vi
• Future: vim
• Honourable Mention: helix
• Loathed: win 11 notepad
• Current: vim
• Longest: vim

The creator of kornshell thought it was funny http://kornshell.com/fun/

No CEOs died as far as I know. The orcas were unfortunately targeting smallish sailboats, not CEO yachts.

https://ebird.org/species/mexpar1?siteLanguage=es

See L. Ron Hubbard

My mom was upset when they stopped making Olestra chips. She would eat them instead of taking laxatives to make herself poop.

Back when everything was inexplicably EXTREME!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FDT_(song)

I like pigeons and seagulls. and rats are cute.

Running Debian with KDE on my 2012ish Asus laptop. It’s fast and everything just works.

I smell something stiiinky!

The Propinquity Effect: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/between-you-and-me/202203/the-role-of-familiarity-in-attraction

My partner will grow everything out, full pits, full bush and I’m like “Yes! so sexy!” Then she’ll decide to shave everything and I’m like “awwww yeah!”. Then back to the bush and I’m again stoked. She’s beautiful and sexy no matter what.

A while back I noticed my foot was wet after walking through some water. It wasn’t deep so I was confused, then I realized it came through the hole that wore through the bottom of my shoe. That was the sign to go get new shoes.