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I actually played Tails of Iron this year and finished it. It’s a great game, I’m looking forward to the sequel. Glory to the Moleshevik Republic!
I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby 🇵🇸
I actually played Tails of Iron this year and finished it. It’s a great game, I’m looking forward to the sequel. Glory to the Moleshevik Republic!
If you like FTL, I recommend Cobalt Core. It’s a 10/10 game, worth buying even at full price.
Some great deals for great games:
Gothic 1, 2 and 3 - 4€
STALKER Shadow of Chernobyl - 4€
Disco Elysium - 4€ but apparently you should pirate it
TES III: Morrowind - 6€
Monster Train - 7€
Witcher 3 - 3€
omg they did grapes of wrath in real life
Mr. Chapo, my slop is late again. Virgil will be hearing about this
I’m just focusing on the present because the future is depressing
Literally me, except my present is also depressing. And my past. I just dissociate
I saw my life branching out before me like the green fig tree in the story. From the tip of every branch, like a fat purple fig, a wonderful future beckoned and winked. One fig was a husband and a happy home and children, and another fig was a famous poet and another fig was a brilliant professor, and another fig was Ee Gee, the amazing editor, and another fig was Europe and Africa and South America, and another fig was Constantin and Socrates and Attila and a pack of other lovers with queer names and offbeat professions, and another fig was an Olympic lady crew champion, and beyond and above these figs were many more figs I couldn’t quite make out. I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn’t make up my mind which of the figs I would choose. I wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant losing all the rest, and, as I sat there, unable to decide, the figs began to wrinkle and go black, and, one by one, they plopped to the ground at my feet.
literally me
except there’s like two figs on my tree
the latest ep is a banger, they went to a
rally
Google won’t stop the psychological warfare until everybody is that guy from Black Mirror sitting in a cell surrounded by screens with unblockable ads
Yo can we get the :gigachadette: emoji
The Lord doesn’t have a great policy track record tbh.
First he created all humans in his own image and then decided that he doesn’t like them, which is a huge self-own. He then killed them in a huge flood which is basically the first genocide.
When people tried to unionize and build the tower of Babylon, he mixed up their languages so that they can’t communicate with each other (common union busting tactic).
I don’t think this guy should choose our philosopher-monarch
2.5 seconds is the limit for looking at people before it becomes harassment
pulling up the timer app every time somebody glances at me
It’s already so hot outside
I fucking hate summer
indie folk heads stay winning
I like to have at least 3 layers of dissociation between myself and reality at all times
ooops wrong mega
The plot of the Mad Max video game is that you’re just trying to reach a place called the Plains of Silence. You’re not trying to save the world or anything, you’re just a dude trying to run away from his feelings. 10/10 extremely relatable
I don’t want to be mean to the computer
A nice old grandma at the grocery store said that my Ovlov t-shirt was cool. I should have proposed to her on the spot
My favourite genres are action RPG (Skyrim, Gothic, The Witcher, New Vegas), turn based tactical games (Divinity Original Sin, XCOM) and roguelikes (Cobalt Core, Hades, Slay the Spire, Monster Train). I play other genres as well but those are my favourite. I assume your favourite genre is horror?![emoji scared scared](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/eaad3f1f-92a4-4b1f-8181-3a582a36629a.png)