Kickoffs are dead now… Devin Hester better make it or I’m gonna riot!

If that were true then Eli has absolutely NO shot.

Aaron Rodgers is a fuckin dillweed who thinks he know more about viruses than immunologists.

Motherfucker doesn’t trust doctors to administer a vaccine but he’s fine with getting bigass tattoos. Doesn’t trust doctors with a vaccine but he trusts this experimental new surgery on his achilles.

Dude was a great quarterback for sure, but he’s as dumb fuck as Brett Favre

On the field goal posts, designate a “right down the middle” section that scores an extra point on field goals (obviously not on extra points, though). make it VAR and easily (and quickly) reviewable.