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Let’s see them! Even if it’s a light dusting of chest hairs, it’s a HUGE turn on! :)

I love your long hair. Long hair on guys have always been a MAJOR turn on. :D

Also, move your arm. Do you have any chest hairs? ;)

That’s not a question. That’s a definite!

Yes there are direct messages on here. Let me demonstrate how they work…;)

Then make sex videos. The solution is obvious. ;)

Nice dick! Can we see it in action? ;)

I’d nail that wood! 🪵 🔨

PS: Post this to c/cockart.

That’ll be the one and only thing you’ll hear and will be my one and only stroke!

Does it turn you on when you hear me grunt, “oops I came”? ;)

I say that all the time. He stole my line!

I vaguely recognize him as a Redditor. I couldn’t tell you the name since I abandoned that forsaken site!

I updated. We’re good to go now.

Connect for Android still does not sign in.

As a male whose penis has been slaughtered by down votes, this really his home! I really wish people would reserve the down vote for truly offensive content or insulting comments. Down voting just because it’s male anatomy is bad. It really reinforces (4) in your list above.

Then again, getting rid of the down vote could be misconstrued and cause confusion. Look at what happened when YouTube disabled the dislike count. People would go crazy and question the integrity and transparency of the community. We could end up curing our twisted ankle by cutting off our leg.

TL; DR: Love the up vote, hate the up voter.

He teases me and tries to not make me cum quickly. He knows he’s playing with fire and will eventually burn himself. I love it when he controls me. He let me cum when I begged him for permission.

I did have a few real alarms. Those were no fun!

Sorry for posting late. But the setup of the story explains the delay hehe.

I’ve been on call at work this week and have had to tend to server alarms at 03:00 and 04:00 in the morning in addition to my normal work. Most are false alarms but I’m duty bound to verify ALL alarms. How annoying!

Anyway, my partner had been up all night and wanted sex with me at these odd hours. In the middle of it, I hear “BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEP!!” Another bloody on call alarm. I didn’t give a fuck. I let my partner have his way with me first. After I came, I had a look at the alarm. False alarm yet again. I verified the alarm and cuddled back to sleep.

I made it out, yes. Only because I started out soft. Then I was free to make animal noises - for a minute or so. ;)

I was hiking with my partner and we weren’t into the hike but into one another. So we hiked a little bit off the trail and got it on. The situation had me so turned on that when I came I roared like a wild animal. I wonder what sort of animal the other hikers nearby thought they were hearing. ;)

Did you yell out “Oh God” when you came?