Lena

Scarlett Mae for Hookup Hotshots.

Of course that’s really only about 15-20% of the full video; the rest is behind a paywall somewhere, and I certainly wouldn’t condone trying to get around that. Doing a reverse image search on this picture definitely wouldn’t eventually bring you to a Reddit thread from about five years ago where it’s been reuploaded in full, so it would be silly to even try.

Angela White and Adriana Chechik and then I’ll have to wait to pick the other two until I get out of the coma.

Ah, another puzzle, I’m great at these. The middle one, obviously. Those other two ladies’ve got their unmentionables way too far down their legs; you try to skate with one of them they’re just gonna trip and fall right over. They got no range of motion! Plus middle’s got a candy bar which is like, hey, bonus. Middle, final answer!

Don’t worry guys, I think I’ve solved the puzzle. Only two of these women actually have a ball to play ball with and of those two, only the one on the far left has her shoes tied, so she’s obviously the best candidate. A little concerned about the lack of uniforms, though…

simpcity.su sometimes has that stuff, of course it’s usually not organized whatsoever so you really gotta dig for it

Shit, I first saw this picture back when “AI content” was just a bunch of rainbows that sometimes looked like dogs, and it wasn’t new then either.

Lady’s just good-looking, no cyborg conspiracy at work here.

Best I can tell she just goes by “Valerie”