Happy birthday man. I’m sure there are a couple crankable moments in those films. Crank dat, all on the floor crank dat til you get soree, ohhwoahoahh.

Stop communicating in life.

“He can’t stop getting away with this”

They’re pushing it more and more to see if anyone says anything. Condemnation world wide.

Okay. Look, it was documented, he was real, he existed. All the other stuff though, I’m not sure he did all that 😆. It’s basically all church propaganda. I mean the church obviously had an agenda and they divined up a natural speaker/teacher of morals.

(Golf clap)

Sometimes I feel like a simple…70% power jab to the head when billionaires say stupid shit would stop them saying a lot of dumb shit.

How to ragebait the right: “look at all those torpedo marks at the water line! They must have some thick hulls, bless.” 100s of comments on Tiktok news channels.

Same channel: “that ship is about to experience chlamydia and herpes, better stock up on penicillin and valtrex” (upon landing on a sex capital of the world)…nothing. zero comments.

A floating bog that big is mind bottling.

Just east of dildo is a place called Placentia.

Something is coming we do not know about. 😏 The billionaire/ultra wealthy class have been erratic the past couple years, plundering all the wealth they can thinking it matters.

The meat comes from Russia I’d wager . The CIA director travelled on the c17 Globemaster heavy lift aircraft to deliver Fort Knox as payment.

(I’m being conspiracy sarcastic btw)

Since america now calls it Lake america we can nickname it Lac inférieure.

You should get in the trades…I hear plumbers are in hot demand these days. Italian heritage optional.

Even dr evil knows the ozone layer and he’s a moron.

Not everybody does drugs or wants to. Whatever you’re eating, you’re getting sugar.

Sugar is the bane of maintaining basic human health. Its more harmful than drugs I’d wager.

Guess he found out being violated doesn’t feel nice. (A jab at his apparent molestation of his little sister)

Doesn’t refining sour crude result in higher gasoline prices?

Then let that be their platform, undoing all Trump’s bullshit. That sounds like a shoo-in.

My pee turns white after 60oz of water, then I eat some salted peanuts.