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Trump is microtargeting kinks that are over-represented in swing states

Tag yourself I’m HOSS

is there a way to read the first stanza that doesn’t sound stumbling and awful?

“This is like taking land from its people. Which is fine by me.”

I can’t believe 200,000 people showed up for that dogshit rally

It’s a Charlie Kirk clock face

Love too drive my children to school in the rolling pissbaby vendetta machine

turning a big dial taht says ‘Smugface’ on it and constantly looking back at the youtube algorithm for approval like a contestant on the price is right

Wait, how is 4D worse than 5B

Cold brew has ruined everything else for me. Get some roasted beans, grind about 6oz very coarsely, then put it in this OXO cold brew thingy for about 18 hours. I add equal parts concentrate and boiling water into a warming mug.

You can (and probably should) make it more concentrated so that it’s less total work, but certain members of my family were not diluting it enough

Is this seriously what happens? You’re telling me now for the first time

The good news is that P5’s late game was such a slog that I have no desire to go through it again with Royal

I see your schwartz is as big as mine, Jack

A poster is simultaneously a girlfriend and single until it is observed

Look, if you can light up that gym, you can light up a neighborhood

They’ve redirected the page now that it’s getting attention, but here’s the archived version.

I’m very skeptical of their claims, but it’s possible they’ve partnered with some small number of apps so that they can claim that this is technically working.

Looking through TIME covers is basically speedrunning semantic satiation

45 burgers 45 fries 45 tacos 45 pies 45 cokes

I’m the numeral 4 in that lovely typeface

I picked up a sealed copy of Otomedius Excellent for a buck just so I’d have a physical reminder of that Konami press conference.

Farewell, E3. You will be sucked :(