If Only

Yeah, these days sharing a bed just means you’re trying to save on the heating bill

Incremental save needs to be Buddha

I’m sure there are some metal components in there somewhere

Missed an opportunity to put the most expensive shit in that slot

He honestly just looks like the type of guy that’ll rape you in a dark alley while reading from the Bible with the televangelist accent and blame his behavior on your outfit

Not likely. Both sides started burning the enemy nets with thermite.

But I’m confident Ukranian children will play many soccer/football games there in the near future. With new nets, of course.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge’s_law_of_headlines

Unions can be exchanged for goods and services.

That is an unusually adept use of symbolism for a brand

Impeachment is s political process, not a legal one. Even a blow job is impeachable apparently.

I’d love to see locked in syndrome after his next stroke. And may the good lord bless him with long life after that.

File system. There’s no reason a file system couldn’t increase this limit but there’s little reason to for most users. Not sure who the hypothetical user would be that needs a higher limit.

“On screen. Set corporate sponsorships to maximum”

Careful, my fish tank leaked filtered sin all over my living room

Is Monica Lewinsky active on social media anywhere these days?

Dogs aren’t fully color blind. They are dichromatic, whereas we are trichromatic. They see two colors, we see three.

Trump fell asleep during a press conference yesterday

For what? Running his company into the ground?

Pfft… I’d do it for, like, half that.

Damn. I wish someone would punish me with wealth beyond my wildest dreams.

They go live on a farm to live out the rest of their happy mousey days.

As fertilizer.