Smells like rotting food all across America.

Those knives would get absolutely backsplashed by bacteria.

If Luigi gets the death penalty, so should this guy.

Same

I knew it! Macroplastics!

Neat, thank you!

Forgive me, I’m still not sure what this means. Is this site just dead at the end of the month?

Yeah, relocate the family, and return the favor by blasting EDM 24/7. Either they’ll stop, or they’ll burn the whole house down.

Can’t have that information leak to Putin.

How do I unsee an image

I hate to tell you this, but your friends are birds.

Yeah but… Do we really need a sequel of this?

Taco in chief has a nice ring to it.

It’s been decades since the last season.

Oh sorry, how many planned parenthood’s have been bombed in the past decade? How’s that for “integrity.” When republicans don’t like something, they resort to actual terrorism. What regime does that remind you of? One that suppresses women’s voice. Stones them for infidelity. Ring any bells?

The courts have deemed a women’s life less important than their unborn child. What’s next?

Republicans widened the gap themselves by repealing roe vs wade. They literally are prosecuting women for seeking maternal healthcare. Get out of here with your “both sides” bullshit.

Funny, if I stop giving insulin I die in ~48 hours.

“I hereby declare bird flu eradicated!”

Republicans drool at the thought of this.

Everything’s bigger in texa… err. Portland?