Lol. My car sticker say: “Tell your cat I said pspspspsps.” and “4.2 Litres _Washerfluid”

The secret that I’m a dumbass that thinks I’m funny will never be safe again.

Eat pasta, drive fasta.

… Fuck.

Clearly an Australian Cattlecat.

While the point is valid that the devs need to eat and sleep and need to get paid, Mozilla is investing money into stupid shit like AI and starting to sell the userdata after they said that they would never do is the main issue here. I guess you would be pissed if your Wife cheats on you after she told you at the altar she wouldn’t?

Make it slow and painful

make it easier to understand people with really thick accents

I feel like people with thick accents will not be understood by the Speech model either

As an Austrian I completely agree with you… but at the same time a sad chuckle escaped my throat.

We all know they won’t.

Taste like hurt,
talk like people.

I wish I could claim autorship, but it was originally from, I belive, a Tumblr post.

The Dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Same vibe as this picture:

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

Apperantly Vatican is bigger than Vatican.

Doesn’t flashing mean it’s currently misfiring?
I agree that you need to pull over because you’re gonna ruin your Catalysator ($$$) but the oil pressure light is definitively more scary as that means your engine will at the very least seize if there is no oil pressure.

Asexuals I presume

Sarch?

As we say here: “A bisserl schwund is imma.” Translation: “There is always a little bit of loss.”

Howdy my old chap.

Cry havok and let slip the hogs of war!