If they don’t issue a report entitled “The grass isn’t always greener”, I’m going to be so mad

He’ll have plenty of opportunities to kick FGs since Derek Carr has completely erased the notion of a touchdown from his memory

2:36 Fast 2.63 Furious

Texan country, let’s ride

Jason, get ready to join the Argonauts

How did Mac Jones lose his locker room before Zach lost his?

Matt has only two modes: throw deep or throw very deep

Good sign he can move his hand

Hanson name-dropped Reddit so we can’t call RZ out for name-dropping NFL Shop and DraftKings.

He’s playing 5D chess, boys

Giants - Commanders is pure prime time material

The Saints offense can’t fill me with rage today so today is a good day

Yarrrr matey

Or both. 8 50-yd bombs

Say what you want about Derek Dallas Carr, but his name is 1000000…0000x better than his brother’s, David Duke Carr

WTL. Wins-Ties-Losses

Actually what he said was, “KÏŠŠ M¥ ÅŠŠ”