That’s what Hallmark pays me for. Shit, uh, I mean, you’re welcome internet stranger

My wife and I give little things for celebratory dates, but never huge things over $50. We generally operate on the “You’re an adult, buy what you want, just don’t be crazy.” It’s worked so far 🤞

Drew can’t kiss Sita with a potty mouth

He probably already buried it

Bully me mommy

I explained the surveillance state to my kids because of that ad

I heard that his lawsuit against Gawker (which destroyed the company) was actually paid for by Peter Thiel

This is where it’s hard. I still enjoy his work even knowing he was a scumbag.

Or don’t have the time or knowledge to.

Ain’t it great?

My OneDrive is full of porn.

But what if you’re reeeeeaaally ugly?

True as it can be

Natalie Portman is damn close to perfect

Relevant video

It’s an AI bot

Downald Trump

Brand new account making tons of LLM-like posts

There’s bleach, but it’s only temporary

Hmmm. Another brand new account that immediately posts 3 times to this specific community and that’s all. Right.