At least half of you US Lemmy people will be on that list, hell if I was a us citizen I’d be on that list.

Give us the figgy pudding and nobody gets hurt!

I need T P for my Bung hole!

Gangster!

Most probably brand recognition and or copyright protection, like half the videos on porn sites aren’t uploaded by the original creators, just illegal rips, so it probably helps them with takedowns and shit.

If there were better copyright protections for porn, they wouldn’t feel the need to watermark their stuff.

Plus you gotta treat only fans as the independents they are, you can’t compare the big tiddy goth girl on only fans to Netflix, they’re nowhere near the same.

Degeneration Corn! Suck it!

Are we talking the clips on the hub or full length films?

Because I’m pretty sure the full length ones don’t have watermarks, just the clips on porn sites, so they can advertise where you can get the full film.

You don’t know what tech futuristic corn lady is rocking!

I’m surprised she wasn’t already here.

This dudes gonna get his dick sucked and have his entire world view changed.

There’s murder at the front too, a lot of murder at the front.

You hear that boys, only valid criticisms of capitalism are allowed! No more silly ideas or fun observations, only serious valid points.

Ahhhh, so it’s you! Nice! Keep up the good work!

The soundtrack

Either world domination or a peaceful night at home, not quite sure yet.

I’m not guessing, I know, they’re fired!

How long till they work out there’s butts in that easily accessible plastic tub and unlocks the infinite peanut glitch.

Ohhhh Jesus Christ! FENTON!

It’s an oldie but it always makes me piss myself laughing… The desperation in his voice, the absolute ignorance of Fenton *Chefs kiss* perfection.

You let it rise too long.

I’ve never been to America and even I know not to be a dick on a New York subway.