I hope it comes with a stylus.

Not for any technical reason afaik. My LG G7 is plenty modern and has a 3.5mm jack. It also has Bluetooth, so it’s not like it’s an either/or choice. It’s just the manufacturers dictating what choices consumers have.

Classic.

“Sure, it might take one year to learn the basics, but it’s worth it if you ask me – or anyone who uses Vim.”

This can’t be true, but it feels true.

One of my faves, for navigating buffers. You are using buffers, right?

nnoremap H :bp<cr> 
nnoremap L :bn<cr> 
nnoremap gb :ls<cr>:b 
nnoremap <Leader>g :e#<CR> 
nnoremap <Leader>1 :1b<CR> 
nnoremap <Leader>2 :2b<CR> 
nnoremap <Leader>3 :3b<CR> 
nnoremap <Leader>4 :4b<CR> 
nnoremap <Leader>5 :5b<CR>
nnoremap <Leader>6 :6b<CR> 
nnoremap <Leader>7 :7b<CR> 
nnoremap <Leader>8 :8b<CR> 
nnoremap <Leader>9 :9b<CR> 
nnoremap <Leader>0 :10b<CR>