crystaline_porpoise [none/use name]

this made me imagine a future where the US literally fights climate change by launching missiles and nukes at hurricanes

like that scene in Independence Day where all the F-15s are like “DAMN, THEY HAVE A FORCEFIELD!!” but instead of a mothership theyre launching rockets at a wind funnel over the atlantic

first they came for the bucket chicken family meal, and i did not speak up

love the idea of some 90 year old veteran cursing dead soldiers because they took his parking spot