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Cake day: November 9th, 2023

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  • Yes of course, there are badges! Strangely, I earned one when I probably shouldn’t have. Let’s just say the wrist based algorithm doesn’t account for all physical and self care activities. I only mention this at the cost of my own embarrassment because that was the exact badge they also gave to me.

    I can’t remember the politically correct title that they advised me to refer to it with. However, no amount of interpretation, plain English, natural language and regular expression was able to conclude that ultimately they supported and rewarded me for throwing myself around my bedroom! I jerked, bashed, jumped, rolled, thrashed around so much that I earned a reward for it. Ultimately, I do believe that quite justifiably, Apple, one of the biggest tech firms on the planet, literally recognised, accused and rewarded me for being a very active, professional and complete and utter wanker! As I said it looked just like the one you got there hehe. Kidding of course!