yeah but what about the Eagles’ oline?

Didn’t the eagles just go yet another entire game without having a holding call against them?

Yes I’m sure all the people globally who aren’t living in extreme poverty anymore with rock bottom literacy rates and sky high infant mortality rates are super bummed out they aren’t as fulfilled as when they were subsistence farming

By every conceivable metric life is better right now than it ever has been in an all of human history.

But sure boring dystopia because ads are getting delivered to you differently during your football game you watch on your internet connected tv from your couch in the air conditioning

Yes under communism there isn’t a chance of a dystopia /s

Y’all are insane lol.

Its ads during a football game I think we will be okay