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Capitalism eats everything if you let it, including governments.
Capitalism eats everything if you let it, including governments.
If definitely seen shit like this on menial job applications in the past. Typically as pary of a “personality test” that tries to root out commies. USA obv
The pinterest one is fucking bullshit. If you don’t log in, it only shows you low-res visuals.
Outdoor? I don’t suppose you live somewhere that has been getting a stupid amount of rain lately? It could be nute lockout from soggy roots.
Well they could’ve had northsex, but it was too cold.
I think the German is more like “the screw screws to the right”, implying to unscrew turn left. And it’s relying on alliteration as the mnemonic device.
I have become fun, destroyer of boredom… and pants.
Ayyyy…ooooh… whatsamattayou?
You ever make a white russian with jaeger?
Nah, I think most of the bible is pretty made up.
Don’t be teasing me on a Wednesday, mafucka
No? Because litterally the only people paying reddit are advertisers
It’s made bad on purpose because you aren’t the customer, you’re the product
How does it taste?
It varies from person to person.
Soon enough…
THAT’S NOT SOON ENOUGH!
Wait wait wait., but that just sounds like feudalism with fucking hedge fund bros, real estate speculation, and a bunch of extra goddamn steps…