I was on the internet in 2010 💢💢 I was roflcoptering to Parry Gripp

What if my shoe is a foot freak. I don’t want to throw them away

This design change is way too on the nose

To be fair I feel like a corpse dragon sometimes

booooo we want piss

Miserable guy here what if the cup is on the moon

See the shower doesn’t bother me because I’m used to it. The bidet thing is icky because it’s new to me and I am fucking crazy. The self cleaning part is good to know though

I have long wanted a bidet attachment. But the concept of sharing a starfish super soaker with other people in my house is deeply upsetting to me.

Yeah that checks out

Memojis?

sadly this came too late as NGE released in 1997

to get marsupial

put that grown ass man down

Hexbear is not a dating site

she land on my oak til my meat spill

Aww she’s kinda cute

Can he say that word?

DROP AND GIVE ME 20 PRONOUNS, CISSIE