Dudes be pissing on the front of buildings not in the grass or anything

I have internal struggle sessions over cool and important things like “Was it ethical for me to apply for work at Starbucks”

I need a black light on this right now

Mid, hope project 2029 is better

french

yuk

fuck you im going to stretch my frenulum out 20 feet on 3 axes my dick and balls will fill out the garden center at walmart

yuri

more like reeks where doodoos happen

I was on the internet in 2010 💢💢 I was roflcoptering to Parry Gripp

What if my shoe is a foot freak. I don’t want to throw them away

This design change is way too on the nose

To be fair I feel like a corpse dragon sometimes

booooo we want piss

Miserable guy here what if the cup is on the moon

See the shower doesn’t bother me because I’m used to it. The bidet thing is icky because it’s new to me and I am fucking crazy. The self cleaning part is good to know though

I have long wanted a bidet attachment. But the concept of sharing a starfish super soaker with other people in my house is deeply upsetting to me.

Yeah that checks out

Memojis?

sadly this came too late as NGE released in 1997