This is basically the plot of the book “Mort”

Shadowrun: Hong Kong is good, but in my opinion Dragonfall was the best.

Wouldn’t that just be 3rd Rock From the Sun?

Under the strictest definition, no. A cannibal is “person or animal that eats the flesh of its own species”. You’re not consuming flesh.

If expelled fluid counted then babies and anyone who ever kissed someone on the mouth would also count.

I have the DVDs of Buffy and Angel — what did they do to the remasters?