Mickey Mouse FUCKING, SMOKING CRACK… and SWEARING

From Wiktionary

(Internet slang) A form of masturbation that involves edging (“maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm”) for a long period of time

(Image from Deforestation of Jerry by Nicholas Fedorov)

Crushing turts

Perchance.

First Z, now X? Can’t the end of the alphabet get a break when it comes to garbage???

It just works.

“Has visualizations”
So did Windows Media Player, plus Plexamp’s just can’t compare to Milkdrop

What the hell is in Twitters images? I clicked on it to view the image and my browser immediately gave me its “Parts of the page that track your online activity were blocked” popup

IIRC the company behind Pixiv made a Mastodon instance and they’ve been near-universally defederated because of having ads

Not to mention an r/wallstreetbets icon…

How to mark spoiler

Neon Genesis Evangelion and Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (cos they’re the two I’ve watched recently)

Giant abominations from space are coming to try and end the world,

, or a world at war with a forest full of giant bugs slowly spreading and poisoning the land

If you’re out and about, I recommend light clothes, something to keep some sun off (EX: a hat or an umbrella or parasol), and a folding fan (even if the air is hot, the breeze is still somewhat nice)

So fun fact about that: land insects actually trigger the same allergies as shellfish due to the fact that they’re closely related
Some of them also apparently function similarly in the kitchen, since some people who’ve had tarantula said that it’s a lot like softshell crab

IIRC you can’t even incinerate the stuff with prions in it since they’re also extremely heat resistant too

Since Lemmy and KBIN don’t have an equivalent to rewards, I doubt there’d be an equivalent to “Thanks for the gold kind stranger!” unless someone makes a Fediverse equivalent to the Old Reddit Silver bot

But what if someone smokes a plant on their property‽ Or if a man wears round fabric instead of leg-shaped fabric‽

Damn. I thought that since it allowed me to upload it and that it shows up on my side that it was still okay to use bitmap

IMAGE DESCRIPTION: An MS Paint drawing of a stick figure holding a clay tablet depicting two gods, one cow-like and one human-like.
IMAGE TEXT: “nice try defending your god. Too bad I’ve made this tablet where yours is the ugly monster and mine is the handsome one”