Just don’t have kids. Problem solved.

How you doing, Dallas? Are you ready to soft-rock?

George Seifert is seen as some kind of joke despite winning two Super Bowls as a head coach (and three as a coordinator) thanks to a terrible stint with the Panthers. Dude isn’t even in the HOF.

And people will be like, “he won those two SBs with Walsh’s teams” (which isn’t even true, at least for the second) and I’m like, “HE WON TWO SUPER BOWLS!?!?!. Of the hundreds of head coaches in the NFL history, how many have won a single Super Bowl let alone two???”

And Bill won SIX(!!!). Eight if you count his time as a coordinator.

Zappe timee!