Did you crosspost this on Reddit? This feels familiar

Go full Diogenes /s

But seriously you should reach out to a local homeless shelter, your municipality/social services and to friends who can lend a couch. You could rent a two bedroom place jointly with a local, as that might give you preferential treatment by proxy.

You could set an alarm ahead of time half an hour to an hour after you intend to get home so that if you do pass out immediately, it will only last half an hour before it goes off

Use the ““FREE/DOM”” fake neopronoun people’s pronouns as though they were serious, eg. ‘FREE was saying that DOM own freedoms were being violated’, and if they say they say they have no preferred pronouns/ don’t believe in pronouns, refer to them in the opposite of their gender presentation or with ze/zir neopronouns. Never fails to piss them off.

Stole this from a blog, but making everything is also an option- this is one for cleansing face wipes

EQUIPMENT 8 ounce glass spray bottle Reusable fabric wipes (or cotton rounds) INGREDIENTS

1 cup distilled water 2 tsp aloe vera gel 2 tsp witch hazel ¼ tsp castile soap (or less if desired) 1 tsp olive oil (or almond, avocado, fractionated coconut oil, etc.) INSTRUCTIONS

Add the oil, aloe vera, and witch hazel to the bottom of a glass spray bottle and mix to combine. Add the castile soap. Last, add the water just until the bottle is almost full. If you’re using a 16-ounce spray bottle then fill it halfway full. Shake and spray the mixture on your cloth wipes right before use. Store the mixture in the fridge and use within 1-2 weeks.

Yeah, it’s been colder for longer this year- doesn’t help that I have a cold so I’m always freezing

I like doing skincare and facial scrubs and fancy soaps and such (I do wish it wasn’t as tarnished by consumerism but I’ve got no other alternatives)- and apparently I’ve gotten too good at it because strangers mistake me for a girl sometimes.

At least they’re in order? That’s better than a lot of them

There are accounts which farm karma artificially in order to raise the price of the account and sell it to another user. Accounts with a lot can be used for branding/free marketing, as they have legitimatcy and can gain followers through having a backlog of activity. I’ve also heard that people can use this legitimacy for propagandistic and misinformation reasons, although I don’t think that can be confirmed.