Well he sneaks around the world from KC to Carolina He’s a sticky-fingered filcher from Beantown to Belize He’ll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China Tell me where in the world is Chiefsaholic? Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle From the Red Sea to Greenland they’ll be singing the blues Well they never Arkansas him steal the Mekong from the jungle Tell me where in the world is Chiefsaholic? He go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back! Well he’ll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia Then he’ll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth He put the Mr in mister-meanor when he stole the beans from Lima Tell me where in the world is Chiefsaholic? Oh tell me where in the world is… Oh tell me where can he be? Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam, Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu…! Well he glides around the globe and he’ll flimflam every nation He’s a double-dealing dirtbag with a taste for thievery His itinerary’s loaded up with moving violations Tell me where in the world is Chiefsaholic?

Dave Thomas: If Benjamin says he wants a Baconator, he’ll eat.

He’ll get drafted, play some games, get paid and retire.

Tired of losing but signs $90 million contract with the Titans. Can’t have it both ways, bruh.

Bill clipped the tags off that coat moments before the camera was on him