I really wish I could find a good non US alternative for bicks pickled hot banana peppers. They’re a great pizza topping

I want Pizza! P.I.Z.Z.A!

This would be a great setup for a dark comedy.

HACK THE PLANET!!!

Exactly, it’s a philosophy where life is very cheap, especially if you’re a woman.

Yes you can! …well I’m gone!

Yep, it can be stuck behind the ear, and the tablet’s around here somewhere.

A beer and a tablet stylus

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.

Story of my life! 😁😂😭