Checks group, wait this isn’t The Oniion?

Wait arent all the anti LGBTQ+ kids just flocking to attend? /endsarcasm

Plus said corporations pay I mean lobby for them…

I do

They are responsible for protecting and serving the US constitution at all costs…

The boss has spoken!

Time to activate programmed obscelecense protocols

Oops I said the quiet part out loud

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I can’t try again because I can’t exit out …

Nosotros

I hear Elon is going to start a colony on Mars, they should go and demonstrate how wrong we were

I’m beginning to the the 2nd attempt on his life was staged too.

Surprised this is not the onion for once…

Wait people still watch CNN

Kyles mom has finally been dethroned

Mr grab em by the pussy will be your protector…riiiiight

Wait, are the snowflakes still crying over this years later?

My real juglists know!

Never play chess with a pigeon, they shit on the board and knock ove randomr pieces claiming they won…

Why not run veeam community edition?

Alternatively there are several backup solutions that are free for personal use that can image your machine on an automated basis.