Yes, one of the rules is to never confuse Cyberpunk with Cybergoth. It’s mildly acceptable to conflate it with gravers (Goth Ravers), but not if you want to make friends.

We live in society. There are rules.

Nobody has more rules than hyper niche cliques. If your locks had foam, you were very clearly deeply wrong about the actual deep meaning of whatever we imagined ourselves to be about and you’re doing everything wrong.

You might be hard pressed to find any cybergoths in the wild, though looking at current fashion, maybe I should dig up some stuff.

Let’s not discard my Cybergoth phase. I had plenty of colours, as long as they were neon

Weapon of Mass Delicious!

But the pan is really just a hot place to put parchment paper, so who cares.

Husband hit stage 3 when he was 16, and is still there nearing 40.

#notallhairloss

Its like playing chess 12 moves ahead, but if you accidentally play 13 moves ahead you lose.

Since the first caveman realized that not standing quite so straight up made it harder to be seen, we’ve been in a nonstop armsrace between the badguy wanting to know where you are, and you working hard to prevent that.

EW is just the natural evolution of that principle, and we’ve gone from “Ogg look like gras!” to “can’t hit me if I blind you first” to “if we broadcast the signals we normally emit with a slight modification, it will look like we’re slightly over there and they will miss us”.

According to Russia at least

Honestly, as long as we leave him up, I’m willing to settle for any body part.

Only much more slowly and painfully and in public!

Well, The Netherlands, so yeah, pretty much.

why does heating up two take exactly twice as long?

A microwave works by exciting the water molecules in an object. They start to vibrate from the microwave energy hitting it, and vibrating molecules is what heat is. The microwave energy mostly bounces around inside the metal microwave until it hits something that has water (which is why you should never turn it on empty), so it doesn’t really get wasted.

So, if you put twice as much stuff inside, it will take twice as much energy to heat it to the same temperature, so at the same setting it will take twice as much time.

If you want to get nitpicky, it will require very slightly over twice as long, because by needing more time to warm up, it will give off more energy to the air around it, so you need to compensate. But the question of “how much will my food cool down in 90 seconds compared to 45 seconds” should be answered by “shut up dude” and not with a number.

practically

Ahhh, art students trying to be practical.

In a carried sock, yes.

In a worn bra, not so much

Oh no, my cat immediately starts apology purring and licking if she bites or scratches during playtime.

Honestly it’s a nice feature.

I have a thing that takes 45 seconds to warm. I take two of them, type in 90 and it just works!

Of course that breaks down if I take four of them and type in 180, but meh. Worst case is that it’ll be a little cold.

Its counts down 90 seconds to 1:00 before rolling over to 0:59.

I love that someone made that feature.

“Look, people are morons, just let them enter up to 99 seconds”

True enlightenment lies in seeing that carrying $100 in coins is really quite inconvenient.

“Lets play until I go too far and then feel bad!”

A much better meme